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		<title>RE: The Super Bowl: How I tried to win a million dollars by making a Dorito commercial.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I know it is The Superbowl next Sunday. And I know this, even though I don&#8217;t watch any sports. There. I said it.  None. Nothing. And I am fortunate enough to now live with a man who shares my lack of interest. (In fact, just last night he said to me &#8220;Who is playing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Very Dylan Christmas:#3</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If this blog has a yearly tradition it is my ongoing efforts at photographing Bob Dylan&#8217;s Christmas Decorations. Not everyone thinks of Bob Dylan as a Christmassy sort of guy. I know I didn&#8217;t. But I do now. It started because I like to inspect the neighborhood Christmas decorations every year and Mr. Dylan has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some new and hopefully funny stuff re: My New Book.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; So this is a little PR wrap up of a few my recent book promotional attempts&#8230;at least the ones that I thought went well.  If you have come to this site looking for current data on me, this stuff might be it. First, here&#8217;s the WTF podcast I did with Marc Maron. I f [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not just two endings, but two impressive tricks!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I made myself a book promo. Because I have a book coming out in a month. I realize that this promo does not offer a lot of information about the book. But it DOES have TWO endings, both involving pretty fancy footwork on the part of my dogs. I am at work on ANOTHER promo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Jpegs RollingStone didn&#8217;t want.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So there is a piece in the new RollingStone about year one of the Letterman show. (If you use the link, check under the area labeled &#8216;features&#8217;  And if the link says something about how you need to be a subscriber, just google Rollingstone,Current issue. And it will appear. Then look for features.). As a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fall 2011: Peasants make Great Accessories</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yes, we all know that we are in the throes of a world wide global economic crisis. But sometimes it takes something dire and international to help us to really SEE.   Today my new Anthropologie catalog arrived with exactly that kind of very special fashion reminder.  FALL 2011 has a message for us. And it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Analyzing the facial expressions of the candidates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m having trouble deciding whose facial expression is more frightening: Michele Bachmann&#8217;s Precious: &#160; &#160; &#160; &#160; or Rick Perry&#8217;s Anton Chigurh. &#160; &#160; &#160; Luckily we have a year to figure it out. &#160; P.S.Sorry to be a pest but um, uh&#8230;on an unrelated topic&#8230;I realize Its not til November but if you&#8217;re the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mensans in the Hot Tub</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; A few years ago I was asked to appear in “The Aristocrats,” perhaps the raunchiest non-pornographic independent film ever made. The idea was that many comedians would tell the same famously dirty joke in their own particular style, out-doing each other with vivid graphic detail. But as someone who has never been comfortable telling [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://merrillmarkoe.com/mensans-in-the-hot-tub</link>
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		<title>Models Reveal Their Diet Secrets!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The copy on this ad says &#8220;You&#8217;ll need a lifetime to experience all the joys of Las Vegas. But if you only had a few incredible days, you&#8217;d need a plan to make the most of it.&#8221; And the photo shows us four people who really know how to make a fun plan! They offer  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://merrillmarkoe.com/secret-to-how-models-stay-so-slim</link>
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		<title>How to Argue Politics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, the Halloween yard decorations are for sale at Costco and you know what that means: its almost Christmas. Also the political season is in full swing again. Yes, I know its almost always  Christmas and Political Season.  They are two of the sado/masochistic traditions that we as a country hold so dear that we [...]]]></description>
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