Regarding dick jokes and the worlds best beet salad recipe

Posted in blog post on November 13th, 2009 by Merrill Markoe
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https://ragadamed.com.br/2024/09/18/ahplj2e I am going to Ohio and  Indiana this week to visit my relatives and those of  the boyfriend with whom I cohabit. I might write something during the week. Or I might not. Meanwhile I thought I would respond to this odd question I got earlier today and also offer a beet salad recipe.

https://technocretetrading.com/0kyjmt2cg Here’s the thing about the recipe: I was not a beet fancier until i went to my friend Robin Schiff’s house and she made me this salad. Robin got the recipe from a restaurant called Ammo that she loves. (Also, just for your extra added enjoyment and apropos of nothing, Robin wrote “Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.”) I am sharing it because it is Thanksgiving coming up next week and this is a perfect addition to virtually any dinner. I was so impressed by it that I make it at least once a week ever since. Its just the best combination of stuff. And golden beets are a LOT tastier than red beets (if a little trickier to find.)

https://www.modulocapital.com.br/mvls8otw First the question from someone named Min Merrell:

Buy Diazepam Uk Next Day Delivery Read that NY Times piece you were quoted in on how there are very few women writers in comedy especially late night comedy. Can women write good penis jokes? I thought that was a good question. Is there such a thing?  I’ve been trying to think of one.  Nothing’s coming up. Blog some more about that. I wanted more of your insight in the story.

https://marcosgerente.com.br/w7kt4yaj1 Dear Min:

Buy Valium Visa I don’t know if “nothings coming up” was your idea of a good penis joke. Or if,  with a name like Min, you are a woman. If the answer is yes, I would say that the penis joke may not be your strong suit. But since the rule of thumb for writers tends to be: ‘ Write what you know’ its not so difficult to assume that the penis jokes written by women by definition do not come from the same perspective as the penis jokes that are written by the actual penis owners themselves. It has been my experience that the penis owners find penises to be funny for a vastly different assortment of reasons than  those of us in the penis-less sector. So I guess that is a yes and a no: Women can write penis jokes. But the penis jokes written by women are probably  better delivered by women comedians than by men.

Buy Valium Bristol On the last hand, no one in late night network television is really allowed to tell penis jokes without creating a big brouhaha with the censors  for fear of fines from the FCC. So the ability to write good penis jokes is a very weak excuse for not hiring women as writers unless you are staffing an all boy Vegas review. I don’t know if that answered the question.

https://traffordhistory.org/lookingback/uvf3weho And now…for some beet salad.

go AMMO French Beet and Lentil Salad
(serves 4)

go 1Cup Lentils (green)
2 Golden Beets
2 handful Arugula
Chives
Pepitas
Crumbled bleu cheese
Dijon mustard

https://boxfanexpo.com/grnt42z3 Dressing: 1 shallot, 1 lemon, olive oil

https://luisfernandocastro.com/ac1hx01v Cook lentils for about 25 minutes; drain, set aside & let cool.

Buy Diazepam Tablets 10Mg Cook beets for about 20 minutes;drain, let cool; then peel, cut into ½â€ cubes and set aside;  (I prefer roasting them. Wrap them in foil roast at 425’ for an hour – an hour and a half depending on the size of the beets. Put more foil beneath in case they leak.)

https://trevabrandonscharf.com/91dr5h0gifk Dijon Vinaigrette: Chop shallot and put in a small mixing bowl.. Add juice of 1 lemon, 1 tsp. Dijon mustard and 1/2 cup olive oil. Stir to combine. Salt and pepper to taste (You can also add 1/2 tsp of sugar if you prefer it sweeter.)
Mix lentils, beets, arugula in a big mixing bowl; add vinaigrette; divide between 4 plates;

watch Add toasted pepitas, chives and  bleu cheese;  Seriously, its the best salad.

go site And when you’re finished cooking, its time for

follow wippity wipesSorry…this actually has nothing to do with anything. I just love the name Wippity Wipes. I also love happy little Mr. Wippity Wipe there on the package.

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13 Responses to “Regarding dick jokes and the worlds best beet salad recipe”

  1. becky says:

    https://luisfernandocastro.com/ydqoyta9p3g In this whole debate, how come no one talks about how Wanda Sykes and Sarah Silverman have their own shows that cover very topical material. Also,The Daily Show was created by two chicks and Stephen Colbert delivered a moving speech when his Exec. Producer Allison Silverman left the show?

  2. Margaret says:

    https://traffordhistory.org/lookingback/kkx7znyv This isn’t a penis joke, more of an observation. The veins scare me.

    • Merrill Markoe says:

      see url See? There is an example of a female dick joke perspective . Men are not frightened by their own veins. Well, except for the ones on Intervention.

  3. Tom Sullivan says:

    here Eve Ensler has written a new play about heart disease.
    It’s called The Angina Monologues.
    That may not be a very good joke but, if I can write that, there’s no reason a woman can’t write dick jokes.

  4. Beth the copy editor says:

    get link Awww, Mr. Wippity Wipe is so cute! And of course, cuteness is what I usually base my product-buying decisions on. (You should see my vacuum cleaner!)

  5. Beth the copy editor says:

    https://www.thoughtleaderlife.com/zumwqaaco Oops–“Wipes,” not “Wipe.” How embarrassing.