Some Amusing Christmas thingies
Posted December 22nd, 2009Well, this has been a weird Holiday Season for me so far. My brother got in to a car wreck so I went to Cincinnati for a few days to help out, etc. Upon arriving home yesterday, I was perusing my local papers to see what if anything had happened while my back was turned, and came upon this very festive holiday greeting from the local septic tank pumper. My heart was instantly warmed because after all… how cold hearted would you have to be to not find yourself moved, at this time of year, by the emotional story of the little septic boy .
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New category: Pretty but horrible
Posted December 13th, 2009Tags: 5 inch heels, pollution at sunset, pretty but horrible, rainbow twizzlers, sarah palin, sno balls, staph bacteria
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A very Bob Dylan Christmas from me to you.
Posted December 12th, 2009Tags: Bob Dylan, Christmas decoration, music
Bob Dylan has a new Christmas album out. Here is a link. Click on this:( I’ll Be Home for Christmas) and let’s listen to him sing “I’ll be Home for Christmas” together as I tell you the heartwarming story of what Bob’s version of the song means to me. Read more
Worried about health reform? Just relax.
Posted December 10th, 2009Tags: health care reform, hot chocolate, Nestles, New York Times, sugar, women's wellness
Perhaps you have also been fretting over the health care reform bill in its many and mysterious myriad mutations. I started out excited, especially about the public option and the idea of presenting a counter-punch to those miserable insurance company behemoths, their continually rising rates and their hideous unknowable opt-outs for pre-existing conditions etc. Then the public option started to blink on and off like a bunch of quantum dots and the rest of the bill became more or less incomprehensible. So I decided to stop following the ongoing debate too closely.It was becoming too upsetting. Read more
I finally figured out why everyone is so goofy at my gym.
Posted December 8th, 2009Tags: carboxy, fact reduction, hyrdrolipo sculpting, mesotherapy, therapy

The place was never an institution of higher learning or anything but lately they started posting signs indicating they are selling additional services. Tonight I bothered to read the signs more closely. I don’t know what Hydrolipo Sculpting, Carboxy Therapy or Lymph Drainage are… But Mesotherapy for FACT REDUCTION? Sorry. I don’t want to seem judgmental.But judging from the looks of things around there, I doubt that its a good idea.
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My favorite holiday tradition:thirteen free movie screeners(updated)
Posted December 2nd, 2009Tags: 500 Days of Summer, A Serious Man, Bruno, free movie screeners, Precious
Its the happ-happ-happiest time of the year for me. This is the time of the year where all my union memberships finally pay off each time Fed Ex shows up unannounced in my driveway to bestow upon me unexpected ‘for your consideration’ movie screeners. And generally the movies are all the ones I already put on my netflix queue; the weird or smart indie films that were well reviewed and had light attendance. Yes, each screener comes complete with an accompanying threatening message which sometimes go so far as to ask you to destroy the screener after you have partook. These warnings seem to get increasingly dire every year. I will not be surprised to get one this year that asks me to kill myself after I am done enjoying the film. But know what? It will be a small sacrifice to make considering how much I love getting these darn things delivered unasked for, for free. And last year this approach paid off for Slumdog Millionaire in spades. I don’t know how many people saw it before the free screeners went out. I know I didn’t. But I was instantly riveted by my free screener . In fact you can probably use that as a standard of comparison as to whether or not you agree with my taste/and/or recommendations. Some people had complaints with that movie. I watched it twice in a row and loved it. Read more
