I finally figured out why everyone is so goofy at my gym.
Posted in blog post on December 8th, 2009 by Merrill MarkoeTags: carboxy, fact reduction, hyrdrolipo sculpting, mesotherapy, therapy
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The place was never an institution of higher learning or anything but lately they started posting signs indicating they are selling additional services. Tonight I bothered to read the signs more closely. I don’t know what Hydrolipo Sculpting, Carboxy Therapy or Lymph Drainage are… But Mesotherapy for FACT REDUCTION? Sorry. I don’t want to seem judgmental.But judging from the looks of things around there, I doubt that its a good idea.
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clickI remember several years ago “you guys on the west coast” were into “high colonics”, or colon cleansing, or whatever.
Then people would actually post pictures of the results. I’m still trying to get an image out of my mind.
Is that still a popular diversion before someone gets a pedicure? (or massage, dental appt., oil change?)
see Now we are getting our whole skeletal systems sanded, buffed and painted to match our toe nails. Its a lot of work but it looks so cute if you happen to get a third degree fracture at Aspen.
source linkgo site Spa terminology is normally so nice and peaceful. Why ramp it up with words like “schlero” and “drainage”? And those shadowy nostrils in the background only make me wonder what they’re schlero-ing and draining. I guess I’m a simpleton because they’ve got me at “massage.”
source linkhttps://boxfanexpo.com/rmn0stw You’re right. Drainage is not what I want to think about during a work out. Especially at this gym where I am still recovering from all the bowls of candy they put out during Halloween. Now when I walk in the front door, the first thought still in my mind is “Where are the tiny packs of red twizzlers?”
https://www.parolacce.org/2024/09/18/p48xhp8o37here I’m not sure what’s worse — Twizzlers at a gym or the variety of dusty tasting cardboard-ish power bars. The upside where you work out is that if you do overindulge in holiday candy (coming soon — milk chocolate Santas) there’s always “Carboxy Therapy for Cellulite,” whatever that is.
https://livingpraying.com/czj8edd8enter “drainage” is always the one that gets me. It better change my entire appearance for the better (or my health), otherwise I don’t want to hear it..
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Order Valium CanadaI miss a lot of New Age words and even urban dictionaries don’t help. Do the services cause
pain or euphoria? Or- is it a term for dandruff scraping?
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