I got it: The cure for pedophilia in the priesthood.

Posted in blog post on April 13th, 2010 by Merrill Markoe
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I was taking a shower this morning and it came to me in a flash.  The cure for getting rid of pedophiles from the priesthood will come when the Vatican finally allows priests to marry.  Especially if it allows them to marry children.

2 Responses to “I got it: The cure for pedophilia in the priesthood.”

  1. I don’t often laugh aloud. Thanks so much.

    • SusanM says:

      It makes me crazy that so many people think priests “do it” because they don’t have a sexual partner. They do it because they’re perverts, and they can, and they know many kids don’t tell. It’s just as nuts to think that Gays are more likely to molest kids. Only sick fucks do it, and it has nothing to do with celibacy or sexual orientation.
      I know I’m preaching to the choir, but stupidity pisses me off. I’m so glad you’re here to keep us sane.
      Your Patton Oswalt piece was great! I can’t believe the resemblance. I know the minute I saw Palin after McCain picked her, I thought, “Tina Fey will be back on SNL!”