On the road: I got recognized. Unfortunately it was here…
Posted in blog post on November 17th, 2009 by Merrill Markoe
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At The Creation Museum in Kentucky, a place where a little information goes a long way because, well, that’s what they make available and also you know… its God’s will. And because that’s the premise of the museum– to offer the creationist view of the world. On the plus side, it was art directed by someone from Universal studios so its got some very nice animatronics.
https://riverhillcurrent.com/uarjh5jat Like I’ve always said: I have the most useless amount of fame. It doesn’t necessarily get me career opportunities or tickets to events. It just causes a few people to eye me suspiciously.
go to sitehttps://osteopatiaamparoandres.com/s5u4049l Truth is, I love places like The Creation Museum. For example, the tableau that greets you at the entrance ( see photo number one ) in which a “Bride of Chucky’ like child , wearing a buck skin sun dress, feeds a carrot to a squirrel while smallish and presumably friendly dinosaurs frolick all around her in a primeval garden at the dawn of time, 6000 years ago. Now that’s what I call total entertainment.
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go to link A little less enjoyable was one of the directors of the place who followed us out to the car and wanted to know if my name was Merrill and if I was a comedian. He also wanted to find out why I was there and what I was planning. I don’t know why he would think I needed more of a motive to be there than a chance to see life-sized dioramas of people living amongst the dinosaurs, (and their mutual voyage with Noah on the Ark.)
I for one had never realized that the eventual extinction of the dinosaurs might have come from them being over- hunted by humans!(Or, alternatively, that there might have been a possible change in the eco-system; kind of an odd after-thought by God, I guess, after he had gone to considerable trouble to help save them all from the flood. Those heavenly mood swings! It’s not like we haven’t been dealing with them since the dawn of time 6000 years ago! We should be used them by now!
source url Although as a whole we still suck at predicting them…as is clearly depicted in the pictures below of the part of the exhibit that reviews and summarizes some of the abominations of man’s descent. For example: The internet
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go to link If you are someone who does not find Sarah Palin to be an arrogrant megalomaniac with no awareness of her own severe intellectual limitations, this might be the step by step presentation of the creation of the world for you!
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watch scary; i shouldn’t have read this stuff right before bed…. “Those heavenly mood swings!” is a fine line, Merrill.
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https://www.infotonicsmedia.com/about/buy-diazepam-topix.phpI’ll start to call myself SusanM since there is another Susan also,
https://tvnordestevip.com/zx2jnj3eax2 Sorry, Susan, but I’m a Susan M. as well. Darn. I can be Susan Mac, and you can be Susan (or Susan M, your choice), especially since you won the dick joke competition. But then I can give it a belated try and say that if some nice, long, hard carrots were added to the beet salad recipe — that would be another one of my lame attempts at a joke… You still win.
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go sitehttps://www.mssbizsolutions.com/fjcvcpec2bf Hi Susan, I’ve just changed my name to SusanMac to avoid confusion since I’m another Susan M. Feel free to stick with Susan OR Susan M — your choice, espcially since you won that recent “bone humor competiton” on this site!
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watchhttps://www.rmporrua.com/2kryh2ow “It’s amazing that someone recognized you in Kentucky. You should be flattered.”
https://www.mckenziesportsphysicaltherapy.com/ns65ljlkI just realized that sounded rude, but I didn’t mean it that way. I won’t continue to blather on. I’ll shut up now.
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(Some gourmet beet salad would probably help a lot, really.) Humm, I should write a blog like Julie Powell and turn it into millions — 365 days of lost love comfort food that Won’t blow you up into a balloon. hummmmm.
click here Thats a good idea for a book. Sorry about your bad guy. I got through a lot of bad romantic interludes with power yoga. It takes a while to get used to, but its an amazing mood changer. (Also: sake.)
go Glad you like my brilliant book idea — writing about life’s snafus would be an antidepressant for me. But the power yoga recommendation sounds great, too, and I’m going to try some power walking today. About the sake, I’ve never tried the stuff, but I’ve always liked the bottle designs that I’ve seen in Trader Joe’s and will try it in moderation as with food. However, the best thing always, to me, is a great belly laugh, so Please keep up the Palin jabs, social commentary from you and your dogs, etc., and that will be a great mood booster. Thanks so much just for your reply.
click Wait- I’m really confused- Susan Mac, were you the one called Susan until I f ***d things up, or is there another one? Let’s ask our teacher to assign us names (or not). I’m willing to go by anything.
source Yes, SusanM, I’m 99% sure that I’m the “one called Susan,” and you very appropriately wanted to differentiate the Susans. Then I complicated things by saying that I’M a Susan M as well — sorry. The Blog Meister can advise if needed, but I’m just going to stick with Susan Mac unless somebody screams otherwise. If you chose any name Other than Susan Mac, all should be fine, I believe.
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go here Oh, and one more thing — make Sure to click on the link: “Next, they put the thing up for sale on ebay” to get the superb description that Merrill made to sell this ugly thing. I just reread it and got the belly laugh that I needed!
get link I saw it! I would love to meet the person who bought it, and see how she explains it to her friends.
I wonder what I could sell. There’s no way I could come up with a description like that. What genius!
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I should mention that this was a predominantly Morman town. I could find NO newspaper, and when I inquired someone asked, “you mean a weekly one?” One kind person directed me to a book store. No luck, except- I saw a t shirt on display that said, “Touch me not, for I have not yet completed my mission!”. I immediately decided I wanted to buy it for my nephew. His younger sister was dating a Morman teenager back here in the east, and my nephew had asked her if she had seen her boyfriend’s “sacred underwear ” yet.
Suddenly I was stricken with remorse and guilt, for frivolously buying a funny sovenior (sp) from the sweet, elderly clerk. But I KNEW my nephew would love it. What a conflict! I ended up not buying it out of guilt, but I’ve been sorry forever! She wouldn’t have known. What was my problem? From now on when something amuses me, I’m going to write it down or take a picture
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