RE: The Super Bowl: How I tried to win a million dollars by making a Dorito commercial.
Posted in blog post on January 30th, 2012 by Merrill MarkoeTags: commercials, contest, Doritos, Merrill Markoe, Super Bowl
http://lisapriceblog.com/5vfkoxf6u0 Okay, I know it is The Superbowl next Sunday. And I know this, even though I don’t watch any sports. There. I said it. None. Nothing. And I am fortunate enough to now live with a man who shares my lack of interest. (In fact, just last night he said to me “Who is playing this year? Is it the Spiders versus The Coconuts?”)
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go here If there is one thing I do even less than watch sports, it is enter contests. At least not since I was eight. Even then, it has seemed like an exercise in exploring Fran Lebowitz’s comment about entering The Lottery (“I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.”). Nevertheless, for some insane reason in 2009, when I saw that there was a contest that offered a prize of a million dollars for making a Dorito commercial that was supposedly going to air on The Superbowl, I had a momentary brain white out and decided to enter. “No way I can be the worst person entering this contest.” I said to myself, I said, I said, ” And who knows? Maybe I will be one of the best!”
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