Beautiful Women Do Not Know How to Eat Cake

Posted in blog post on January 5th, 2017 by Merrill Markoe

 

Young beautiful women eating cake

stock-photo-cheerful-woman-eating-pie-isolated-over-white-background-117805627  By now, we have all seen women laughing with salad. But yesterday, quite by accident during a google search, I stumbled upon something equally disturbing. The truth should come as no shock, since many professionally beautiful women are under a lot of pressure to maintain a very low body weight. Thus they may have little or no practical experience as cake consumers. Yet I was surprised and saddened to see how many of them had absolutely no idea how to direct a piece of cake into their mouths without unfortunate incident. I present the facts here but can offer no solution.

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4 Responses to “Beautiful Women Do Not Know How to Eat Cake”

  1. david mcmath says:

    Well, they don’t teach it in college. So how do you expect them to learn except by trial and error?

  2. Denise Sawicki says:

    Quick, someone send Merrill $500,000 to thoroughly study and report on this phenomenon.

  3. Gene Martin says:

    Well Merrill,
    You put you finger on a real but way too often “not spoken about” affliction affecting most women.
    May I suggest you ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders as weight is apparently is not an issue.
    I would also ask her for at least five solutions to this problem, the point being that you might have a 20% chance or receiving a truthful response. Good luck and keep daring to be great!

  4. Diana Georger says:

    I just laughed from a deep place I had forgotten about. Many thanks.

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