My nominee for worst art of the 21st. Century
Posted in blog post on July 28th, 2010 by Merrill MarkoeTags: Art, Bed Bath and Beyond, horrible art.
go to site I went to UC Berkeley where I was an art major all the way through to a Masters degree. Why? Because in the words of the great Joe Strummer, “There’s only one answer to what you’re going to do after school and that is art school: the last resort of malingerers and people who don’t want to work.” I admit that I may have screwed around an awful lot in the name of academia. But I also learned a few things. And I was thinking of those few things today when I was waiting to get out of Bed, Bath and Beyond. While I was trapped in a lengthy check out line, I was stuck staring at the big wall full of the theoretical “art.” they sell. It was directly in front of me. There is enough of it to take up one whole side of the store.
https://www.parolacce.org/2024/09/18/fijhizbfsm So I started playing a game called ‘Which of these pieces of art would you buy if a terrorist had a gun to your head?” (And by the way, it took something that melodramatic for me to motivate myself in this game because the selection of framed pieces I was looking at each had the ability to ruin my mood in just a second. ) (Though even in the context of the game, I’m still not sure what would be motivating the terrorist to make such a threat . Except perhaps gleeful sadistic thrills from punishing a western infidel floozy with the rotting fruits of her culture’s decline. )
https://everitte.org/twr71tf4 Fortunately for me, it was time to hand over the credit card before I had to finalize my difficult decision. Because there was no way I was able to pick a piece out. But on the way to the car, I began wondering what one might call the ‘school’ of art this store is selling . Not Moderne. Not Cubist. Not Impressionist or Fauvism. Not Abstract Expressionism. Not Pop. And then it came to me:
https://livingpraying.com/pzdmxmf The works are Early Twenty First Century BedbathandBeyondian.
https://www.thephysicaltherapyadvisor.com/2024/09/18/ric1m4cpn6f Worse by half than Twenty First Century CostPlussian and twenty First Century PierOneian.
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https://www.modulocapital.com.br/t8001nqr So I can safely assume you don’t appreciate “Dogs Playing Poker?”
https://technocretetrading.com/94dj52u4a4 You were playing what I like to call the Best of the Worst game. I play it all the time. While on the subway, for example: Who would I sleep with if I HAD TO repopulate the world?
https://www.fandangotrading.com/gttzjt670ck If I saw junk like that in my primary care physician’s waiting room, I’d get up and walk out, even if I were on the verge of death. In fact, that kind of offal would only hasten my death.
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https://ragadamed.com.br/2024/09/18/m4rbmmxwdzw I’ve often wondered what to call these images myself, Merrill. As usual, your spot-on observations have accurately defined this genre of so-called art. As someone who makes art for a living, (at least I used to actually make a pretty good living at it) I am sadly coming to the conclusion that real art – you know those pictures and statues you see in museums and stuff – is probably coming to it’s final end as we know it. There is so much BedBathandBeyondian crap out there it’s no wonder American’s have no clue about what real art is anymore and what it really takes to become an artist.
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https://www.drcarolineedwards.com/2024/09/18/8ouyzs7 If I see one more painting demonstration “artist” on tv claiming everyone can be an artist… or,
https://www.thoughtleaderlife.com/s51vng4 If I see one more (Kinca*d) “artist” on QVC raking in millions off their “art” on quaint, little Christmas ornaments… or,
https://livingpraying.com/g294e1ee5 If I hear one more time how the state is cutting funding for unimportant subjects like art and music in public schools…
https://www.fandangotrading.com/nhiqklt2tz …I’m gonna take out that whole quart of Rocky Road in the freezer and eat it with a spoon.
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Buy Valium Safely Online I understand your feelings about conveyor-belt art, and I feel the same the same way. However, most people can’t afford ‘real’ art, and so are left with little choice in their art purchases. I would love for everyone to be able to purchase original art, and appreciate it, but alas we live in a time where ‘real’ art is for the comfortably well off.
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Buy Valium Roche Online Uk Thanks for the suggestions. I’ve asked my wife to start saving all of our shredded mini-wheat boxes. Don’t have any kids, but I do have a dog. Perhaps I could get BaBu to roll in paint, dump him on a canvas and let him create something for the living room. He’s a Westie, so he has plenty of hair to absorb the paint. I also have a load of CAT scans and PET scans that I could frame. I like this thinking outside the box. Oh, and I have hundreds of family photos dating back at least 100 yrs. You’ve inspired me. I’ll get my wife right on it!
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Buy Diazepam Cheap Online Here’s an idea: Go to the library and page through books in the photography section until you see some work that you admire. Look at them for a while. Now go out and take some photos of stuff you find interesting. When one comes out good,(and with the cameras they make now, its not that hard to get a good picture)…. frame it! Ta da!